You really coming over, don't trick.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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