I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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