Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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