3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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