Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
