Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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