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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left

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• (607): View more from New York

  She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third

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• (409): View more from Texas

  god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex

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