there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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