Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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