Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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