just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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