kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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