The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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