And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
