you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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