That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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