wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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