Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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