How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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