does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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