I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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