ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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