I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
In other news, I just burned my penis
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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