Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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