How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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