Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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