She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
