I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
