Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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