Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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