hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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