Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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