I don't think brook has ever known best
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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