I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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