her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it was like eating out sand paper
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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