what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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