My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Alive.
So much puke
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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