so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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