Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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