There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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