That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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