I want to stick my p in your. b.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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