You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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