We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
