I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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