All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
false alarm. still invincible.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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