I'm gonna have a badass scar
now i know why i became what i already was.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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