you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Randomize
