i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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