I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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