Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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