we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
