the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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