It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
