Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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